Mother's Day Card

I know it's a little early for mother's day, but I figured I would just give all you guys out there a head start.  Here is my favorite mother's day card ever...

 Mom, you are the one who brought me to planet earth.  You are the one who suffered through my 24 hour birth.  You're the one who made lemonade for me after I'd come back from play.  I love you mom, so have a wicked nice mother's day!

There it is people...I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.